Monthly Archives: August 2007
Worlds Collide at your local gym.
A couple weeks ago as I spent my time inside a nightclub laughing and carrying on with friends, my poor little car was violated in the parking lot. Not vandalized, but ROBBED. Thankfully no windows were broken because my good buddy Vince was kind enough to leave the passenger door open to make the evening … Continue reading
Miss South Carolina butchers Pageant Question
As if their political system and policies weren’t entertaining enough for me, the United States has yet again produced another top notch candidate for Miss Teen USA. Even after this girl made a total ass of herself she still managed to come 4th. Ok, I understand she’s only 17 and contestants get nervous on stage, … Continue reading
Cottage Bonding
What do you call 4 guys in a humble cottage during a very rainy 3 days? Answer: My life this past weekend. What was supposed to be a weekend filled with water sports, outdoor barbecuing, heavy drinking and debauchery quickly turned into a weekend of board games, limited drinking, table tennis and poorly organized dinners. … Continue reading