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May this common enemy unite us all.
It robs you of your life at parties. Makes you contemplate suicide on airplanes. Doubles your time at the gym, and usually slaps you around like a little bitch at the mall. This unholy bastard child of interesting conversation and violent murderer of free time is none other than UNNECESSARY SMALL TALK. Its likely happened … Continue reading
Our Father vs. Your Father
So I’m out on a pseudo double date the other day and a close friend of mine mentions how he just came from seeing his nephew baptized. He mentioned he’s the godfather -insert Marlon Brando’s voice here – and we all congratulated him on the honor. But then he continued by saying, “That was the … Continue reading
No man is an island
Though you can come close if your name happens to be Cuba, but then you’d have to be socialist or a black actor, and both come with their own bag of problems. But I digress; I’ve found since I have been working from home, I spend less time fantasizing about a madman murdering my colleagues … Continue reading