Funny Thoughts and Observations
Comedy at the Funeral Parlour
If there is one thing I’ve learned about being Italian in my 29.25 years on this earth, its that our funeral wakes are the absolute worst. No other nationality, at least that I have seen, hosts a funeral so desperately hopeless that ten minutes into arriving you’re considering ending your own life just to get … Continue reading
May this common enemy unite us all.
It robs you of your life at parties. Makes you contemplate suicide on airplanes. Doubles your time at the gym, and usually slaps you around like a little bitch at the mall. This unholy bastard child of interesting conversation and violent murderer of free time is none other than UNNECESSARY SMALL TALK. Its likely happened … Continue reading
Best Laughs Online
I always thought the best way to get a good belly laugh on the internet was to surf around on YouTube. I mean, there`s always someone getting hit in the head with a shovel, little kids biting each other, or a fat girl falling down a hole. Now I’ll admit, the girl falling in the … Continue reading