Funny Thoughts and Observations

If I were to base my view of the world on the junk mail I get in my inbox I would be forced to assume somewhere there’s a huge warehouse storing endless amounts of Viagra. And if this warehouse does exist, I’d bet dollars to donuts its in Washington, D.C. and within walking distance of … Continue reading »

I hope someone smarter than me (I’m the idea guy) can bring this to fruition. Just a simple electronic cerebral scanner placed over the driver in EVERY car ever built. First you’d just get in and turn the key like normal, then the scanner is activated before the engine starts. Checks out your brain, and … Continue reading »

Back in the day when I used to think going to mass made me a better person, I’d always enjoy going to different churches in the city and trying to find the worst priest. Now this was no simple contest. I would judge these men on things like who had the most pointless homily, or … Continue reading »