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Dear “Doctors”: McDonald’s makes me happy, not fat.

Posted by on May 22, 2011

It never gets boring for me to see people that have spent over ten years of their life in school studying  human anatomy, biology,
and health totally miss the ball when it comes to the simplest things regarding weight loss, health, and accountability.

If you read this link — > HERE

Its an article about how McDonald’s recently received a letter from 550 health experts (and that term should be used loosely at best), trying to “order” McDonald’s to stop marketing to kids, stop offering Happy Meals with toys and basically blaming McDonad’s for the obesity epidemic around the world.

Now, I’m no “Doctor” per se, but in my entire life, I can’t recall seeing anyone under 15 buy something from McDonald’s on their own. And if they did, they were ordering an ice cream, or maybe a hamburger, but certainly not an extra large combo twice a day.

Is it maybe possible that this is the parents fault? Of course not, because that might mean people have to assume a role of personal responsibility instead of just passing the blame onto a giant corporation and letting their ignorant children run their lives.

And by the way, a cheeseburger Happy Meal only has 550 calories in it, hardly a recipe for childhood obesity on its own.

Martin Katahn, Ph.D., mentioned in his very succesful 1982 book, The 200 Calorie Solution, a daily menu based on standard servings by McDonald’s, Burger King and Kentucky Fried Chicken that would amount to not more than 1984 calories. His comment: healthy – no, but fattening also no.

I’m sure it’s these same group of “experts” that forced Weight Watchers to change their scoring system so that now WW clients can eat as many fruits and vegetables as they want, ignoring the calorie count because these are “healthy foods”. (sorry for all the qutoations, but its gotta be done.)

So now, surprise surprise, Weight Watchers has a lot less people losing weight than they have in the past.  If you’re a 5’4 woman and you think you can eat all of the vegetables and fruits, you run the risk of overeating on this policy.

For example, usually health “experts” tell you how amazing Avocados are for fat burning,  this is bullshit, but that’s besides the point.    An calories in a cup of avocado slides is 234 calories.  If you eat two cups, which is easy, you’ve just put pack almost 500 calories that you are not accounting for (double this for figure for guacamole).  And a miscalculation like this over a period of months in a 5’4 woman, and that is easily the difference between a bikini body and the big girl’s store.

The entire planet, (yes, planet), would be better off if we all accepted the fact that calories matter. No matter how much we wish they didn’t.  And that a clown in funny hair, or a new Shrek toy  has never, and will never swing more influence over a kid than his/her lazy, apathetic parents.

Not to mention we are somehow now to a point in society where now even Doctors don’t understand simple economics.

If McDonald’s customers started buying less of their incredibly delicious food, they would be FORCED to change their menu and company in a different direction.  McDonald’s has already done this in Europe as many locations have closed in Italy due to…. wait for it…. a lack of customers.   If McDonald’s customers were all like me, for example, McDonald’s would be in trouble. Because I seriously LOVE McDonald’s,.  I love their Double Cheeseburgers, and their milkshakes, and their gloriously delicious baked pies, the list goes on and on: BUT I rarely eat there.  At most I eat there twice a month, and its at most two items on the menu and typically their cheap menu.

But clearly, Mickey D’s typical customer is not me…

Take a look at this for example:

“McDonald’s food has been under fire for years, to no apparent effect on its bottom line. McDonald’s shares have risen by more than 120% in the last five years, which is well above the Dow’s improvement of less than 20%. During the same period, its earnings and sales have moved higher, and McDonald’s has returned billions of dollars to investors via share buybacks and dividends. The stock currently has a yield of 3%. Same-store sales at the chain were up 6% in April, which beat Wall Street’s estimates.”

Maybe if these 550 health “experts” would spend more time with their own children and teaching them about personal responsibility and the importance of energy (caloric intake) balance and exercise as it relates to a healthy life, the next generation would be the one influencing McDonald’s future menus.

Instead, these doctors think its a more noble use of their time to spend their days writing nonsensical letters to arguable the world’s most successful restaurant franchise of all-time by trying to turn it into a non-profit salad bar.

I wonder how long until these experts get together and try to get gelato banned from Italy.

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