If I were to base my view of the world on the junk mail I get in my inbox I would be forced to assume somewhere there’s a huge warehouse storing endless amounts of Viagra. And if this warehouse does exist, I’d bet dollars to donuts its in Washington, D.C. and within walking distance of Capital Hill. I hear those interns can be quite demanding.
On a quick side note: I’d like to slap the first person that said: “I’d bet dollars to donuts.” I think its supposed to be used when you’re sure of something, but why would you use donuts to prove that? Why not just stick with dollars so everyone knows what the stakes are? And why would such a stupid quote be passed on through the years? Are we really that sheepish? Well, I’d bet nickels to nectarines that we are.
But I digress…
I wonder who all of these Viagra peddlers throughout the world are and if they’re really making their living on the spam emails I see everyday. Or is there something they know about me that maybe I don’t?? Will I be needing Viagra in the future? Should I stock up now? I wonder how much I can get if I buy in bulk?
If these “distributors” are making money from these spam emails I can only laugh. I mean, is there one guy that’s just sitting at home just staring at his crotch thinking, “If I could only get Viagra without leaving my house that’d be perfect. If I could only find a supplier. Wait a minute…what’s this in my spam folder?? JACKPOT!!!”
And if these Limping Larrys need Viagra so bad, and they’re obviously computer literate I’d think they would be capable enough to find suppliers online. What is it about that spam email that makes them take the bait??
I’ll leave that question up to all of you that probably, like me, keep thinking….”ok, seriously hotmail, I don’t want any Viagra, leave me alone!”